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May 13, 2017

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A man accused of using deodorant and working on his bicycle inside Target wound up behind bars, an affidavit states.

“He used deodorant and cologne which he placed back after using."

(Thanks to funny man)

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I didn't know Target offered a bike-thru option!!??!!

No signs of hate for Target.

“He used deodorant and cologne which he placed back after using."

His first mistake: wrong store. That's a Walmart thing.

The manager shouted "Eureka!" as he confronted Mr. Bike Guy.

The booking officer at the jail noted for the record that the prisoner "smelled great."

Except for his hair, clothes, shoes and snot

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