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May 26, 2017

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"I request pre-trial release with accommodations of food and shelter at the most luxurious hotel at all while I prove my case of sexual trafficking against."

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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"And a Big Mac to go, your honor."

"Overruled."

"Bad judg

Sounds reasonable to me.

"Bad judge"

And that's when the judge threw the book at her, and her lawyer quit.

Moral: Don't mess with judges. You can always appeal to a higher court. Or a reality show.

Dyer trailed off, seemingly losing her thought. She paused and pointed her finger in the air before continuing

Thinks her finger is a Clear TV Key antenna. Her tinfoil hat is having trouble receiving signals from the mothership.

I showed this to some space aliens who live just outside Geezer Acres here in Roswell, New Mexico.
They apologized and said they have been 'relocating' Antares misfits to Florida for years and many have trouble assimilating.

Will a spacious room at the Grey Bar Motel be sufficient ?

"And use of the Batmobile."

"Let's compromise. A weekend at Motel Six and lunch at Chuck E. Cheese?"

"How about permanent accommodations at county lockup?"

"The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one.. I need this. The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure.."

She is representative of the Florida electorate.

I think I saw this on Perry Mason: The Lost Episodes.

There is prima facie case against this woman being a victim of sexual trafficking. Literally.

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