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May 02, 2017


Naked machete-wielding man slashes through Cape neighborhood

Key Witness Account: "He ended up pulling his pants off, like entirely."

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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Are there any people left in FL who do not charge at police when an arrest is being made of their naked machete-wielding cousin?

Florida, check
Naked guy, check
Drunk, check
Machete, check
Drunk cousin egging him on, check

No more calls, we have our winner.

I blame that TV show Survivor.

And alcohol.

Cousins cause chaos in Cape Coral -- the headlines practically write themselves.

It's hard to fathom why Florida didn't get first place as "most fun state."

A striptease Florida-style.

He was early for nude gardening day?

Bath salts and/or other experimental intoxicants may have played a role here.

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