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May 06, 2017

FLORIDA EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

A South Florida woman must serve 18 months of probation for a fraud conviction after she was caught hitting herself in the head with a ceiling sprinkler at work.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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"Because it feels so good when I stop," of course.

This exemplifies the reason for our rationale when we were saying just last night, we will never hire anyone again.

what were those two old sayings....hmmm?....oh yeah:

"You don't have to be crazy to work here; we'll train you!" --anon

and

“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits”
~Albert Einstein

Probably interrupted her websurfing considerably.

You know what they say about your brain: "Don't knock it 'til you've tried it."

There once was a woman named Sheyla White

Who thought she could fool her employer when out of sight

After a sprinkler head fell

Sheyla made up a story to tell

In the end the surveillance video proved Sheyla to not be very bright.

The sprinkler head fell off and nobody noticed a deluge? There's more to this story than meets the forehead.

In some countries, this is foreplay.

The sprinkler head is clearly possessed, an exorcism is in order.

I bet the squirrels loosened the sprinkler head.

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