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May 16, 2017

FINE BY HER

Man threatened to shoot off his penis after argument with wife

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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"That'll teach her a lesson!"

"What lesson is that, dude?"

"...um, gimme another beer!"

Talk about cutting your nose off to spite your face.

He missed. Can you believe it?

Wasn't the Flip side of Dylan's Watchtower, 'You better Lay Lady Lay or I'm Shootin' Off the Penis?

Any guy who has an ex-wife knows you never threaten a woman with something like this dude did. Well, he IS nuts.

Disturbed many puts gun to his head and shouts "you're next bitch!"

Like the Monty Python gangsters who selected a victim, then threatened to beat him up if he paid them the so-called 'protection money'...

...no, wait let's threaten not to beat him up if he doesn't pay.

...no, uh...

For no man ever yet hated his own flesh;but nourished he and cherishith it, even as the Lord the church: (Ephesians 5:29)

Not verbatim

Ok, that is speaking of the church. Not of the world. So I guess the unbelieving world can hate his flesh?

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