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May 09, 2017


Local police department offering to test your meth for gluten for free

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)


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And after the cops test it they give it back, right?

I know someone who will test your airbags for free by driving your car into a concrete wall. (Or you can pay him not to.)

Thank goodness! Now I can be certain my meth won't cause my IBS to flair up.

They sell gluten free meth at Wholefoods, but it costs twice as much as regular meth. Of course it is less than the peaches.

Great plot for either RENO 911 or PORTLANDIA.

Can they also tell me if it's sugar free and fat free?

I'm sure some entrepreneur will offer to underbid them.

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