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May 10, 2017


Thief steals Daventry tortoises in trouser pockets

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)


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There is only one thing lower than a tortoise filcher, and that is a DAVENTRY tortoise filcher.

Although I did see the Filthy Tortoise Filchers open for the Sex Pistols.

Police: Is that a tortoise in your pocket?
Man: Well, I'm not happy to see you ..

Police confirmed the thief "concealed" his booty "in his trousers" and that they made his butt look big.

My friend saw Daventry Tortoises open for Edison Lighthouse.

Police interviewed the tortoise but he was not talking, and kept pulling his head and legs inside his shell.

I think a tortoise pickpocket is also a tort!

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