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The high school graduation party has changed since I was involved.
Then again, the continental plates have changed since then, too.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 12, 2017 at 07:43 AM
Party favors also have changed a lot since I was involved.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 12, 2017 at 09:20 AM
Just like Crowd Source Funding, except the crowd doesn't know it.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 12, 2017 at 10:21 AM
Somebody's house is gonna get TP'd really, really bad.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | May 12, 2017 at 11:35 AM
When I was involved, it was so long ago PayPal hadn't even been dreamed about and possession of sex toys would likely get one burned at the stake.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 12, 2017 at 11:53 AM
"Just one word: Plastics."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 12, 2017 at 12:22 PM
*Parks the Geezer Bus in front of Meanie's house, beeps the horn, waits patiently for him to take his seat*
Posted by: klezmerphan | May 12, 2017 at 07:12 PM
Meanie's not a girl?
Posted by: Chattertail | May 12, 2017 at 10:58 PM
I had this problem once, I sounded to people like a guy. I've since become a real loner.
Posted by: Chattertail | May 12, 2017 at 11:00 PM
I said loner, not loser. Though I'm that too! Just don't tell my kids, they love their mom..
Happy Mother's Day to you moms out there! Hope our kids make us feel special
Posted by: Chattertail | May 12, 2017 at 11:52 PM