CANADIAN TERROR UPDATE
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Those heartless bastards. Get a rope!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2017 at 07:11 AM
Those things are hard to make. Gnomes weren't built in day
Posted by: JG | May 30, 2017 at 07:53 AM
She needs to post a photo on her web site of her looking really sad, and holding a sign reading: " Bring back our gnomes ". Yeah... That'll work.
Posted by: Clankie | May 30, 2017 at 08:05 AM
Maybe they just wandered off. They could be gnomadic.
Posted by: Heywood | May 30, 2017 at 08:19 AM
Did they escape to Nome? That Justin Trudeau is just too pretty for them.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 30, 2017 at 08:52 AM
They have boldly gone where no gnome has gone before.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 30, 2017 at 10:20 AM
"Gnomes come Home," cried Ms. Home.
The Canadian version of "Shane, Come back!", Joey cried.
Posted by: funny man | May 30, 2017 at 11:03 AM
The RCMP can't do much. A stolen gnome offers no recourse.
Posted by: Ralph | May 30, 2017 at 11:45 AM
Someone will spill the beans eventually. After all, gnome man is an island.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 30, 2017 at 01:58 PM
*BIG GROAN* to all of the above comments.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 30, 2017 at 04:00 PM
Thank god they weren't Smurfs or the town would be blew all over!
Posted by: funny man | May 30, 2017 at 07:31 PM