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May 10, 2017

BIG ECHO IS WATCHING YOU

In an effort to introduce cameras into your bedroom, the upcoming Amazon Echo includes a camera that’ll scan your outfit to determine your fashion taste

(Thanks to James Jones, who says "Predictions are that many of the devices will be smashed after correctly answering the question, 'Does this make my butt look big?'")

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Great. Now technology can tell me my fashion style is Dorky Dad or Cheap A__ Dorky Dad

"Alexa, stop laughing."

My fashion style is "Whatever Fits."

Fifty Shades of Ewww!

Next: Streaming content from Alexa online....???

I like the Alexa gadget. I just wish I could rename it "Hal". Critical question is "Can she read lips?".

I'm waiting for the next stage of A.I. when Alexi, Siri,
Cortana and Google AI can stark pranking and fighting each other.

CUSTOMER: "Alexa, do these jeans make my butt look big?"

ALEXA: "No, clothes don't make your butt look big. It's all those potato chips you've been ordering, that's what makes your butt look big."

OMG, the fashion police are REAL???????

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