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May 30, 2017

AND IN SPORTS

Kung Fu master uses his penis to pull enormous HELICOPTER in latest bizarre world record

(Thanks to DaninDallas, Catherine DeLorey, Jim Kenaston and Patty Villanova)

Some day we will live in a greener world in which all of our freight trains are pulled by Kung Fu masters.

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I mean, this guy does know what it's really for, right?

I'm waiting for this fad to take off.

I want to know, does he use one of those Chinese finger trap things?

The guy with the meter log dong.

If Mister Kung Fu Master overexerts himself during warm up is He allowed a refractory period?

"You're pulling my leg, well, your 'third' leg" was the reaction from the press.

If kung fu master not careful, someday his business will drop off.

Blog guys, do not try this at home.

The master may be annoyed that the word enourmous is misplaced in the headline.

Here in America, guys just get divorced. Pain level is about the same.

As a rule, I would steer clear of connecting any parts to something known as a chopper.

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