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May 30, 2017

AND IF THEY HAVE SINNED, IT CAN VAPORIZE THEM

Robot 'priest' can beam light from its hands and give automated blessings to worshippers

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck and Le Petomane)

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Domo arigato, Mr. Ego Te Absolvo.

Just beware of the Holy Water. How many confessions between oil changes?

We used to call these "daleks"...

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

What next?

I already have a remote controlled fart machine.

When this 'priest' passes the donation plate, it would be wise to give generously.

I saw the face of a robot on my toast this morning. Then when I took a show, the soap carried a heavy mechanical message.

Cue "Mr. Roboto" by Styx, and ask for absolve-tion.

ANd he knows a few cuss words and has "laser eyes" just in case.

How many priests will lose their jobs?--the new Bob Dylan remake of Blowin iN the wind...

Klaatu barada nikto.

An it double as an ATM?

Will it bless my car's transmission?

All your salvation are belong to us.

"Upon this chip I will build my church."

What Testament are we up to now?

Didn't Robot Priest open for Bowie?

"I'm sorry, I can't bless you Dave..." the AI known as Hal

Deck the Hal's with bowls of alley.They can improve your game, what blessings!

"...and this model over here was previously owned by a little old Irish lady from Boston whose only transgression was cheating on bingo night...."

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