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May 03, 2017

ALSO, METH POSSESSION

Oregon man accused of sexually assaulting a chicken

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

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I'm pretty sure that's legal here in Florida.

Is this on YouTube under "How to Stuff a Chicken?" Somebody else look and let me know.

Choking the chicken would have been preferable.

There's a name for that activity in the Deep South.

Is there a way to determine if the chicken is consenting?

Now we know why the chicken crossed the road.

"But officer, she was such a cute chick."

That's-a what I said. Why a duck? Why not a chicken?

Sounds like a case of fowl play to me.

Snork at 'le Petomane'

The "sex organs of a chicken" are internal, and very difficult to contact without surgery. The cloaca is not normally considered an "organ." A good lawyer should be able to get him off, so to speak.

Florida Man doesn't bother with chickens.

You can catch a social from a chicken.

You know, clap for the Woltmon?

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