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May 12, 2017


Oregon man charged with suspected DUI after crashing into alcohol rehab center

(Thanks to Bob Towery)


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Doesn't understand the concept.

Understands the concept perfectly, just trying to eliminate the middle man.

One-stop shopping.

Is there a problem, officer?

How convenient! At least he'll know where it is, so after he serves his term....

Steve Martin as C.D. Bales (Roxanne) on irony:
Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at.

Maybe this was part of a scared straight type of program.

The next time this dude goes to rehab, he had best walk through the door. And be prepared to stay a while.

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