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May 18, 2017

YOUR POINT?

This week, however, the town’s 31-member council overwhelmingly rejected the proposal on the grounds that if sexual intercourse should be subsidized, then so should many other personal activities, such as gardening or cleaning.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

REMINDER TO MOTORISTS:

Always check the tide charts.

Witnesses said the man insisted on driving the vehicle away after it was towed, even though its lights were flashing and its engine was making strange sounds.

A Florida boating license is on the way.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

INCREDIBLY, CARL HIAASEN DID NOT WRITE THIS

Feliciamae Farrington, 36, of Harvey, Louisiana, was naked in the living room of the home on Big Pine Key when Deputy Richard Wang arrived and looked in the window, sheriff's spokeswoman Becky Herrin said.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Bill Hudgins and Allen at Division)

MANAGER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Pizza Hut supervisor pepper-sprays employee after argument

(Thanks to Roberto, Patty Villanova and Jeff Meyerson)

NAME THAT STATE!

Putnam County man bit on tongue while trying to kiss rattlesnake, neighbor says

(Thanks to Rudy Prince, Layla and The Perts)

Related: Snakes Shut Down the Mail in a Kentucky Neighborhood

Autoplay.

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR RANDY SPANISH SUPERSLUGS

Crazed otter bites and chases man back to his car in Scotland

You know who was behind this.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT

Erendira Vasquez Wallenda plans to dangle by her teeth from a helicopter as it flies over the American side of Niagara Falls.

(Thanks to The Perts)

MAYBE NEXT MOTHER'S DAY

The Chanel boomerang.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

THE NEWS FROM PHUKET

Randy Russian Tourists Only ‘Dirty Dancing’ In Back Of Tuk Tuk

Although reportedly there was some ta-ta flashing in the tuk tuk.

This has been The News From Phuket.

(Thanks to manual tomato)

 
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