Dave Barry's Blog

'ACCIDENTALLY'

A BBC reporter found himself attracting a lot of attention on social media after he accidentally grabbed a woman’s breast during a live broadcast.

(Thanks to Roberto)

OOPS

A Union Station ad screen played PornHub videos Monday night

(Thanks to Stephan Smith)

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Police chase steer through Tennessee Waffle House parking lot

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

THIIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?

The RompHim

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Hell no!") (Also thanks to James Flynn, who sent another version,)

FINE BY HER

Man threatened to shoot off his penis after argument with wife

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THEY'RE WATCHING US

Lucy and I encountered this squirrel during our morning walk. The squirrel is trying to look cute and harmless, but Lucy and I were not fooled.

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

A species of vulture has been filmed putting on make-up for the first time

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS, BUT IT SEEMS IMPORTANT

The story behind the Budiriro 2 snake video that has gone viral has taken a new twist amid revelations that the prophet behind the 2013 witches that pretended to have fallen off a winnowing basket is the same man at the centre of the snakes storm.

(Thanks to Ralph)

SIX OF ONE...

The filing made Thursday in General Sessions court, states that a permit had been issued to operate a church at 520 Lentz Ave in Madison, but instead the owners have been operating a sex club.

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sebastian Man Urinates Inside Neighbor’s Mailbox

(Thanks to John Mayson)