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May 15, 2017

MAYBE THE ORCAS ALREADY HAVE FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI

Scientists think orcas are removing sharks’ livers with ‘surgical precision.’ But why?

THEY NEED THEIR SLEEP

Going to Bed Early May Promote Healthier Sperm in Men

(Thanks to The Perts)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

VERO BEACH, Florida – A 49-year-old man told deputies he didn’t want to be arrested because the jail in Vero Beach doesn’t serve beer.

(Thanks to John Mayson)

WE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE GOT THE AWFUL NEWS

Devastating.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Stroller rustling.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

CUCUMBERS:

Manlier than you thought.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

'WE KNOW HE'S UP THERE'

Family forced to post note explaining why their dog is always on roof

(Thanks to Le Petomabne)

THEY'RE VERY SIMILAR

Pakistani mistakenly uses fire extinguisher as Hand Sanitizer in supermarket

Note that, because he's talking on his mobile phone, he barely seems to notice.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

SOCIAL NOTE FROM DOWN UNDER

Mr Carione’s mother Zorica told The Daily Telegraph that it all started because a guest was groping women, including pinching the bottom of the best man’s girlfriend.

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

NATURALLY, SHE* IS FROM FLORIDA

Woman claims she was attacked by camel at Jefferson Davis home

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Bill Hudgins and PirateBoy)

*The woman, we mean. Also probably the camel.

UPDATE ON THE CRIME OF THE CENTURY SO FAR

Ex-NYPD cop is naked man in Florida dead-shark hump photo mystery, reporter says

(Thanks to Ralph)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Why a bra flushed down a toilet proved a huge drain on resources

This has been The News From Abroad.

 
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