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May 13, 2017

CSI: FLATHEAD COUNTY

11:32 a.m. A weird guy at a Kalispell casino wouldn’t stop talking about dinosaurs.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

IN THAT CASE, SIR...

Man arrested after 'masturbating vigorously' in public because he 'hates Portland'

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, Stan Ruth and Chris Elzi)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A man accused of using deodorant and working on his bicycle inside Target wound up behind bars, an affidavit states.

“He used deodorant and cologne which he placed back after using."

(Thanks to funny man)

ALWAYS A SOUND LEGAL STRATEGY

Pasco man arrested for cocaine tries to bribe officer with Taco Bell

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

NEIGHBORLY NEBRASKAN

A judge set bail Friday for an Elkhorn man accused of hiring prostitutes to bare their breasts and strip on his neighbor’s porch while he watched from his house across the street.

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

 
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