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May 12, 2017

YES. TO REPEAT: YES.

Are Pop Lyrics Getting More Repetitive?

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

CSI: BANGOR

Topless cleaning service owner arrested for underwear theft

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Dave Emery)

YET GRISWELD THE SUPER DOG WAS NOT QUESTIONED

Ventriloquist quizzed by police over sexual remarks his dummy made to woman

(Thanks to funny man)

THAT WILL TEACH HER

Florida woman: Squirrels 'wreaking havoc' after she rescued baby

(Thanks to funny man, John Mayson, Beth Sullivan and Emily, Leslie and w)

IT WAS ASKING FOR IT

Florida man shoots flare gun into random home

(Thanks to John Mayson)

'GETTING WINSTONED'

...by snorting cocaine through the notes, drug users are increasing the risk of a number of infections.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

OOPS

Parolee mistakenly texted parole office to set up drug deal

(Thanks to Bob Brogan and funny man)

ALL WE KNOW AT THIS POINT IS THAT SOMEWHERE IN THERE IS A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Monstrous sea creature washes up on Indonesia's shore

(Thanks to DaninDallas, Jay Brandes, funny man, Allen at Division and Le Petomane)

BLOG EMAIL OF THE MORNING SO FAR

Unfortunately I have to give a bad news: a group(!) took 250 kg. High Tech Anthrax and a kind of virus (it directly attacks to P450) into your country.
That means they can exterminate at least two big cities.
There are many person and organisations who interests of that. But I want to give them to bona fide people like you because I never want that people hurt/suffer. I can give all details (connections, names, addresses, plane's tail nr) about this matter, if you interest (just at a reasonable amount).

CLASSY!

A Rosemount woman has been charged with stealing thousands of dollars from a fund for Eastview High School’s senior party this year and steering much of that money toward a PayPal account for her sex toys business.

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A LOVELY MEAL

IHOP Waitress Threatened My Family With Steak Knife, Mom Says

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Next stop:  Waffle House, followed by Chuck E. Cheese.")

CANADA: A NATION ON THE BRINK OF ANARCHY

New Brunswick had to give Ottawa a geography lesson — Twitter-style — after a federal agency mistakenly put the famous Hopewell Rocks, and possibly the entire Bay of Fundy, in Nova Scotia.

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE'D HAVE MOVED AFTER 25

Forty-Eight Cars Crash into Same House During the Last Year

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

WE NEED STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS

Police say a woman has been charged with disorderly conduct after she threw noodles at someone during an argument.

(Thanks to David Emery)

WE'RE GONNA NEED A CHANGE OF WETSUIT

'Attention in the water: ... You are paddleboarding next to ... 15 great white sharks'

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

RELATED: Hunt for mysterious nude man who was pictured straddling a dead shark - as Jimmy John's founder DENIES it is him

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Oregon man charged with suspected DUI after crashing into alcohol rehab center

(Thanks to Bob Towery)

'DID NOT APPEAR TO BE A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS'

$19M of cocaine found hidden in shipment of Mexican potato chips

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

NAME THAT STATE!

Bag of meth found in 11-year-old's GameStop purchase

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

SEND THIS BABOON TO WASHINGTON

Baboon rips pieces from car at British safari park

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

WE'RE WITH HIM

Postman scared of woman’s cat refuses to deliver her mail

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

SUSHI LOVERS:

Do not click here.

(Thanks to coscolo and Ranald Adams)

 
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