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May 10, 2017

GUYS IN ACTION

Heh.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

TERRORISM UPDATE

Nude man causes bomb scare at Balls Ferry ramp

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WHY YOU SHOULD LOCK YOUR WINDOWS

Pennsylvania woman ends up in wrong house, bed after night out drinking, police say

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet and funny man)

TOTALLY LEGIT, BECAUSE IT'S FLORIDA

Driver renews his own tag with permanent marker

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

A 32-year-old homeless Bradenton man was arrested Saturday and charged with driving a stolen car he said was traded for drugs, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.

You know the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

DATELINE: WANGANUI

Dildo case reaches climax

(Thanks to Jay Brandes, funny man and Unholy Slacker)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

4:31 p.m. Some Kalispell parents tried to take their son’s phone away. The boy went into the woods to scream about it.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

CSI: NORTHAMPTON

Thief steals Daventry tortoises in trouser pockets

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Venezuelans’ new weapon against riot police are ‘poopootov cocktails’

(Thanks to Stan Ruth and Matt Filar)

BIG ECHO IS WATCHING YOU

In an effort to introduce cameras into your bedroom, the upcoming Amazon Echo includes a camera that’ll scan your outfit to determine your fashion taste

(Thanks to James Jones, who says "Predictions are that many of the devices will be smashed after correctly answering the question, 'Does this make my butt look big?'")

CANADA: A NATION SPINNING EVER FURTHER OUT OF CONTROL

Police remove 'angry' beaver that stopped traffic in Barrie, Ont.

(Thanks to Ralph)

World’s largest snake orgy kicks off mating season begins in Manitoba

(Thanks to funny man)

Coincidentally, we saw Snake Orgy open for Angry Beaver.

Update: House for sale in Ontario loaded with clown memorabilia

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

 
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