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May 04, 2017

FASHION UPDATE

"Disco Tits"'

Semi-NSFW.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who asks "Can disco balls be far behind?"?)

GUYS IN ACTION

Man attempting to destroy drugs accidentally burns down house in the process

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

ALSO, COCKROACHES

Man arrested at airport with snakes, frogs and lizards in backpack

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

CANADA CONTINUES ITS DESCENT IN CHAOS

Ontario teacher guilty of misconduct for talking about sex and putting her legs behind her head in class

Vancouver pigeon uses SYRINGES left behind by drug addicts to build a nest

(Thanks to Patty Villanova, Kevin Smith and Al Barkafski)

NAME THAT STATE!

Man struck deputy's cruiser, danced in boxer shorts

In That Case, Sir: ""I ran out of the house. I had a revelation, man. Thought nuclear bombs were coming."

Autoplay.

Related: Carjacking suspect wearing underwear crashes at Orange City Walmart

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

'IT GAVE ME A DECENT BELT'

Hamilton retiree uses electric fence to jump-start heart

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

WE'RE WITH THE RAM

Ram takes out drone trying to film sunset

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

THIS MAN IS A HERO

A man on Staten Island was accused of using a bow and arrow to illegally shoot a squirrel on his house.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and J.R. Absher)

BUT THE CHICKEN WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

Driver with chicken in his lap ran a-fowl of the law

(Thanks to Roberto)

CANADA: LAND WITHOUT A CLUE

Bombay Sapphire gin recalled across Canada for containing too much alcohol

(Thanks to Snowman, who says "I have read this headline a dozen times, and can't make any sense of it.")

OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A LOVELY EVENING

Internal review launched after Bluffdale officer’s wife injured during high speed chase, crash

It was their anniversary.

(Thanks to Gordon Anderson)

SPEAKING OF MOTHER'S DAY

Father's Day is also coming.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE NOBEL PRIZES

Scientists carry out full head transplant on rats

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

NO WORD ON HOW IT GOT THERE

Doctors remove seed growing inside 6-year-old boy's ear

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

THINKING ABOUT GETTING MOM FLOWERS FOR MOTHER'S DAY?

Think again.

(Thanks to mezrap)

IN OUR DAY, WE USED... OK, NEVER MIND WHAT WE USED. BUT IT WASN'T DONKEYS.

A donkey named Oliver joined several therapy dogs offering stress relief during Finals Week at Montana State University in Bozeman.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

 
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