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May 03, 2017

AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING

Skippy peanut butter no longer for sale in Canada; fans stockpiling last jars

(Thanks to The Perts)

ALSO, METH POSSESSION

Oregon man accused of sexually assaulting a chicken

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

'SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY, DEAR?'

Tree service employee tried to push co-worker into wood chipper

(Thanks to Poker)

NOT WEIRD AT ALL!

'I consider myself trans-species': Fantasy fan transforms himself into an ELF with £25,000 of plastic surgery including full body hair removal, skin bleaching and eye colouring

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

BUT FIRST SHE 'PRAYED ABOUT IT AND STUFF'

An Alabama woman was arrested Tuesday after she was witnessed stomping out the windshield of her allegedly cheating boyfriend’s car.

(Thanks to Rick Day and Allen at Division)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE MOLE NUKES

Man held 'hostage' by car-blocking turkeys in Georgia

You know who was behind this.

(Thanks to Jon Harris and Bob Brogan)

IT WAS IMMEDIATELY RECRUITED BY THE SQUIRRELS

Fearless prairie dog taunts an alligator by SITTING on its head before dashing off when the reptile flinches

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, PLEASE CONTINUE

Police: Man with gun enters Arkansas lingerie store, screams he is millionaire, rips items from shelves

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

NAME THAT STATE!

Scooter driver uses cell phone as headlight, is stopped

(Thanks to ubetcha)

GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY

EATING breakfast cereal from a square bowl will make you feel fuller than eating the same amount from a round one, new research has found.

Autoplay.

(Thanks to coscolo)

SENTIMENTAL GUYS IN ACTION

Friend flushes baseball fan's ashes down ballpark toilets across the nation

(Thanks to PirateBoy, Le Petomane and The Perts)

WE SAW THE MOLE NUKES OPEN FOR CREAM

Putin is planting 'mole nukes' in the sea to drown America in huge tsunami, Russian claims

(Thanks to Chris Johnson)

IT WAS A NIGHTMARE

When Squirrels Were One of America’s Most Popular Pets

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Suzie Q Wacvet)

WE HARDLY KNEW YE

World's largest Hooters closing in Las Vegas

(Thanks to John Rankin)

 
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