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May 02, 2017

MIAMI-AREA PERSONS:

On May 27 I'll be talking with Richard Dawkins at the Olympia Theater.

CONTINUE STAYING CLASSY, JERSEY

Thief swipes man's laptop bag after he leapt on train tracks to rescue woman

(Thanks to Barbara A)

OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A FAIRY TALE COME TRUE

Proposal ends in tears after woman gets bitten by venomous snake moments after getting engaged

If you guessed that this happened in Australia, you are correct.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

NORTH DAKOTA IS *FOURTH??*

2017’s Most Fun States in America

TODAY'S SPORTS UPDATE

Retired Cubs Catcher Catches Fart in Face on ‘Dancing With the Stars’

This has been Today's Sports Update.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

SOMEHOW THIS DID NOT HAPPEN AT A CHUCK E. CHEESE

Cops pepper spray 'unruly' parents and a 'four-month-old baby' as chaos breaks out at the little girl's celebration

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

HELLO? 911? HELLO?

A Cleveland police dispatcher heard snoring on a recorded 911 call has been suspended for six days for sleeping on the job.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "by which time he should be well-rested.")

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Naked machete-wielding man slashes through Cape neighborhood

Key Witness Account: "He ended up pulling his pants off, like entirely."

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

R.I.P., DUDE

Arizona border agents find 67 pounds of marijuana in casket

(Thanks to many people)

GET READY

Saturday is World Naked Gardening Day.

Semi-NSFW.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

INCLUDING THIS BLOG

‘Father and son’ recreate bath picture and no one can handle it

(Thanks to funny man)

TENNESSEE WOMEN

Do not mess with them.

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez)

APPARENTLY IT WAS SOME KIND OF PROTEST

Women in absurd outfits storm museum

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

WHICH PRETTY MUCH RULES OUT A SECOND DATE

The American Gods sex scene that will leave viewers speechless: Ancient goddess swallows man whole during intercourse

(Thanks to Woozy Barnes)

IT'S QUITE LOVELY UNTIL THEY START SPITTING ON THE BRIDE

A service in Oregon offers couples the opportunity to have well-dressed therapy llamas and alpacas attend their wedding.

(Thanks to funny man)

 
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