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May 01, 2017

STAY CLASSY, JERSEY

Police say a flower shop owner stole plants and other items from graves at a New Jersey cemetery for months.

MEANWHILE DOWN UNDER

Mating kangaroos block traffic in Australian suburb

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

AND THAT'S JUST FOR ONE PATIENT

10 million leeches are prescribed by Russian doctors every year

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH

Loose monkey resurfaces in Florida city

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

YOU KNOW THAT SOMEHOW THE SQUIRRELS ARRANGED THIS

Japanese water skier felled by flying fish to the groin

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

FLORIDA MOTORIST OF THE WEEK

...so far.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

The plan to ‘reawaken’ cryogenically frozen brains and transplant them into someone else’s skull

(Thanks to The Perts)

REALLY?

Manitoba’s public insurance company has revoked a Star Trek inspired custom licence plate after receiving complaints that it’s offensive. Nick Troller’s two-year-old plate reads “ASIMIL8.”

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

THOUGHTFUL

Indian politician gives new brides 10,000, foot-long wooden bats to beat their drunk and abusive husbands as a WEDDING GIFT

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

THESE KIDS TODAY

...with their Goth attire and their ravens.

(Thanks to Ralph, who says "See the comments.")

SURELY THERE'S A LOGICAL EXPLANATION

MYSTERY IN VIRGINIA: SOMEONE IS SHAVING OTHER PEOPLE'S CATS

(Thanks to Roberto)

HIALEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Man accused of setting girlfriend's purse on fire, causing power outages

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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