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April 20, 2017

YEAH, RIGHT

Sarcasm Makes You (and Your Friends) Smarter

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I saw this on a POSTER:

I actually went to work with a good attitude, and then sarcasm stepped in and saved the day.

Pucker Mob opened for Ship of Fools.

Yup, I always turn right away to Reader's Digest to keep myself up to date on all the latest intellectual knowledge.

When you’re brain first hears a sarcastic comment ...

When my brain first read that, I wanted to scream, "It's not YOU ARE brain; it's YOUR brain!"

" you might want to make sure that you have at least one sarcastic friend "

Like this is a problem.

Like I didn't know that already.

*rolls eyes*

Wow, that is soooooo fascinating.

Raises hand.

"Like if I say, perhaps we should drop plans to build a wall with Mexico in favor of building a roof over North Korea, what is that?"

"Oh, Oh...Bernie Sanders went to a chiropractor, who referred him to a paleontologist."

i just rolled my eyes so hard i saw my brain

So glad I never see any sarcasm on this blog.

Whether you’re making an inside joke or judgmental comment, sarcasm is typically frowned upon.

Tell that to these folks:
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence." - Ashleigh Brilliant
"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
"The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech." - George Bernard Shaw
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark." - George Carlin
"You see, money's not everything in life is it? But it keeps you in touch with your children..." - Johnnie Casson
"The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese." - Steven Wright
"What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?" - Fred Allen
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen
"Children really brighen up a household - they never turn the lights off." - Ralph Bus

"Honesty is the best policy -- when there is money in it." - Mark Twain


from the internet

funny man-
"I often wish Noah and his group had missed the boat".
---Mark Twain

*sigh* & eyeroll


-Average 17 year old, claiming they are *not* being sarcastic

Well, if it's OK for THESE guys, it must be worth something .....

Too many suffer from Sarcasm Deficit Disorder.

Fortunately, there's a cure.

Ask your doctor if it's yeah right for you.

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