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April 20, 2017


Crayfish who live in groups get drunk more easily than loners

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)


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We don't encourage getting drunk in school.

I saw Drunk Crayfish open for Jimmy Buffett & the Coral Reefers.

"Hold my cocktail sauce and watch this."

A crayfish walks into a bar. He sits down and says "Bartender, give me a beer; however, if I do not find this beer satisfactory or if you do not bring it to me in an acceptable amount of time, I demand the beer be returned and you provide me a bottle of wine, free of charge."
The bartender says "OK, but what's with the big clause?"

AND EXACTLY how do CRAYFISH get drunk?

The answer: Scientists are giving them the Booze free!

No wonder that so many have become anti-science!

One would think the neuroscientists at the University of Maryland would have better things to do than getting innocent crayfish boozed up.

Contributing to the delinquency of a minor crustacean.

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