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April 15, 2017

WE BET THE EVIDENCE DISAPPEARS

Harry Potter in York court for drug dealing

(Thanks to Ralph)

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iMAGINE THAT! A certain magazine once published a parody called "Harry Pothead" and it seems -- now--not far off the mark.

What?

Sad. But it's sort of like Sherlock Holmes using a 7% solution of cocaine while bored in between cases. I'm sure if He Who Must Not Be Named returns, Harry will be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and on the case.

If he had been a proper Harry Potter the evidence would have gone up in smoke.

His expert herbology witness, Hermione, will prove that it was actually oregano.

nursecindy suggested that he should have used his invisibility cloak.

I bet it turns out to be Ron Weasley using Polyjuice Potion to frame Harry. Never did trust that weaselly Weasley.

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