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April 05, 2017

'ROMAINE CALM'

Hamilton police looking to find $45K worth of stolen lettuce

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

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That's cold.

This time of year, the culprit is obvious.

that's a lot of cabbage.

The squirrels were behind this.

I don't carrot all about this. Leaf the story alone; clues will turnip in good thyme.

They won't get far without the ranch dressing

These are sad times. Lettuce prey.

If someone offers you a free salad, call police.

It may be hot. Or it could be cold as iceberg.

Either way, the cops need a few clue leafs to nibble on,

They will need more bacon and tomatoes.

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