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April 15, 2017

OTHER THAN THAT, AND THE FACT THAT HE WAS DRAGGING A GIANT WATER TANK, HE WAS ALL GOOD

Police stopped the car and spoke to the driver, a 28-year-old man, checks revealed he had a disqualified licence and his car was unregistered.  Police will further allege an inspection of the trailer found it had no number plate, no indicators, brake lights or tail lights visible. There was also no safety chain securing the trailer to the car with only a strap holding the hitch to tow ball. One of the tyres on the trailer had blown and was on the rim.  The Elizabeth Park man was submitted to a drug test which returned a positive result for methamphetamine.

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez, who says "Is there a problem, officer?")

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He is welcome on the streets of Florida at any time.

He took that advice "don't drink the water" in his travels a bit too seriously.

If you put this story to music it would sound like this.

But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
Not gonna let them catch the midnight rider
No I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
Not gonna let them catch the midnight rider
No, I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
I'm not gonna let them catch the midnight rider
But I'm not gonna let 'em catch me, no
Not gonna let them catch the midnight rider

He was braking bad(ly).

Getting tanked up and driving is never a good idea.

You should see what he tows his home with.

If there had been beer and poisonous reptiles, it would be a perfect Australian Open.

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