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April 27, 2017

ONE FINAL HUMILIATION

'Overly obese' body starts funeral home fire

(Thanks to Patty Villanova and Le Petomane)

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No mention of the pack of wild dogs that showed up.

Heavy.

Wo Fat?

Flame broiled. Never fried.

That's why Fire Marshall Bill recommends deep and wide cement caskets, even for cremations.

Never use water on a grease fire.

Cook 15 minutes per pound or until the internal temperature reaches 165*. You should baste every 15 minutes and never cook with the stuffing inside. This may cause the spread of salmonella. Covering the legs and breast area with foil will prevent drying out..

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