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April 01, 2017

NAME THAT STATE!

A woman was arrested after waving a condom at a deputy and asking him to try it on, an affidavit states.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Accused shoplifter says he stole because he was buzzed

(Also from Jeff, who says "In that case, sir, we do not want to harsh your buzz, so you are free to go.")

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Yogi bear goes wifi. Next: squirrels will be bribing him?

Very considerate cops in your state.

(MY COMMENT above was meant for a different post.
Internet gremlins. I test drove a gremlin once.)

She held a .327mm magnum (condom)?

Does she think one size fits all?

Well did he try it on? And they call themselves "public servants".

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