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April 18, 2017

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

DRUNK CHIHUAHUA FOUND IN DUI SUSPECT'S CAR

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(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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It is easy to spot a drunk chewwwawa - tell him to spell his name.

This blog should have a strict policy of not making fun of names in German.

Yo quiero vodka.

Cindy has been a very bad girl.

Is this a family blog or what? All I see are stories about filty thing, like beavers, clams, bearded dragons and penises. Be ashamed of yourselves.

Dear Prudence,

Won't you come out to play?

I saw Drunk Chihuahua open for Bow Wow Wow.

Too easy?

So that's what happened after she was fired from that taco place?

Yap Yap Yap Yip Yip Yip? Pu-lease! ...Find a rehab...

*DOUBLE SMACKS* wiredog. I actually got an email asking if I was going to smack wiredog for his remark.
I've owned 3 Chihuahuas. Brutus, Bam Bam, and Ginger. All of them thought they owned the neigborhood and I have a feeling they would be mean drunks. I only have Ginger left now. In fact Ginger has outlived four other dogs so I'm beginning to wonder about her.

I forgot to add this to Prudence. First of all it's spelled "filthy" Second of all, what else is there to talk about?

So Maxwell got hammered. Somebody oughta write a song about that.

Prudence, with proper hygiene, your beaver, clam, and/or penis should not be filthy: otherwise, we might have to introduce you to our friend the Marquis.

Woof. Hic. *Waves* to Prudence. How come after all these years nobody bothered to tell me this is an effing 'family blog'?

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