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April 03, 2017


Condoms now listed as ‘Smoking Alternatives’ at all Tesco stores

(Thanks to Ralph)


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Reminds me of an old joke:

Pat: Do you smoke after sex?

Chris: I don't know. I've never looked.

When you're hot, you're hot.

Smoke 'em if you've got 'em.

Similar to PG-13 Wodehouse's comment:

Pat: Do you smoke after sex?

Chris: Not since I started using a lubricant.

Fireproof condoms and a smoking hot babe---then I wake up.

First they came for the smokers. I don;t smoke so I didn't care.

Next they came for the vapers. I didn't care. I don't vape.

Next they came for the condoms. NOw I have unplanned kids. Nuff said?

So, I'm guessing that Tesco moved the Nicorette Gum to the Family Planning aisle?

Maybe they meant "Antecedents" instead of "Alternatives"?

Product placement here can be strange too.

WHICH end do you light?

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