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April 04, 2017


Tampa Police arrested a 32-year-old high school math teacher on child neglect charges for letting a 14-year-old boy drive while she was drinking.

It goes without saying that their destination was a Waffle House.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)


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When I was growing up, we called these "life lessons."

Not Chuck E. Cheese?

Didn't Intoxicated Teacher open for The Shangri-las?

If she had been driving and the kid drinking, everything would have been fine.

In other news, employees of the local Waffle House breathe a sigh of relief.

I hope this kid is now her ex boyfriend's son. Moron.

A Virgin teacher? Well, you know what they say. Those that can, do. Those that can't...teach.

Did the boy have a license? Or was he merely being "used"?

Tune in tomorrow for "Tempest in Tampa", same time, same drama, same channel.

C'mon now, everyone knows she's no Virgin.

She's a Virgin math teacher.. Ok, is virgin math some form of algebra? If so, it's understandable why she drinks too much. But she should have taken a taxi and saved the kid the embarrassment of being with her on a meltdown.

Maybe she was trying to PROVE something. Like SAS, ASA, SSS, or the infamous SSA.

..."letting a 14-year-old boy drive while she was drinking."
Which is it? He or she? Dave can't blame the squirrels on this one. Judy maybe, but not squirrels.

Hmm. Maybe the grammar was OK. I'm going to throw away my grammar Nazi shirt. It was too tight anyway.

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