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April 09, 2017

DESPITE THE FACT THAT IT GUARANTEES THE SALAD WAS INSECT-FREE

Salad recalled after bat found in bag

(Thanks to Rick Day, Bill Hudgins, Stan Ruth and Jon Harris)

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Ozzy?

In some places they charge extra for the bat.

How much extra? I only have a few hundred

You trying to make a wrinkle in my name Hercules?

Cause I. Can't even do that.

@one.. - exactly what I thought. It must be the famous Ozzie Osbourne's Special Reserve Salad. Goes great with a jug of Chianti.

I remember going to Bat Day at Yankee Stadium. No one ever complained.

How do a bat.'s ass and a rat's ass differ? They are both politicians..

Commissioner Gordon will be calling in a certain caped crusader for questioning.

On the other hand, it WAS an organic bat.

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