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April 17, 2017


Club bans Oompa Loompa dwarf from STRIPPING at a hen do as his pint-sized performance might 'cause offence'

(Thanks to Roberto)


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Pint sized performances are the norm on this side of the Atlantic.

Stripping oompa loompa dwarfs everywhere are like totally offended.

Afraid someone didn't want to see his wonka willy.

Soon we'll have no rights left at all.

Didn't the Oompa Loompa Dwarves open for Big Brother & the Holding Company?

Why is it Oompa Loompas always come up short...er..I mean short-changed?

Hen do? Is that those things British ladies wear on the sides of their heads?

What's a hen do, you say? Well, it lays eggs.

"... a bit more upmarket than just an ordinary stripper, ..."? Confused.

One down, six to go ......

Ooompa Loompa
Watch what we do.
We've got a little
Stripper for you.

What do we get
When we sit
in your lap?
A $20 dollar tip,
And feeling up
Your kneecap?

Oompa Loompa
We're down in the dumps
Dancing for some orange muffin
Named Trump...

Oompa Loompa
Some things we won't do.
Go find another stripper,
Heck, two!

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