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April 18, 2017

AT LEAST THEY'RE ABOVE-AVERAGE DRIVERS

In South Florida, green iguanas spread into suburban scourge

(Thanks to Le Petomane and funny man)

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I saw Green Iguana and the Invasive Squirrels open for Jimmy Buffett & the Coral Reefers.

The lizards are no fools
They hang around the pools
The trapper has to come and take them away
Oh please Brian Wood
Although they're up to no good, yeah yeah
Well I feel so broke up, iguana go home.

But they save you 15% on your homeowners insurance!

Also, I saw "Suburban Scourge" opening for the Butthole Surfers. It was a loud show.

Ha! *High-fives wiredog for making same purported joke as I did on the next thread*

The term "reptilian squirrels" is ominous and frightening. However, this being Florida, possibly the alligators, pythons along with a host of other predators will consume enough green reptilian squirrels to keep the population in check.

Purported Joke opened for Dead Presidents.

(I walked out while I could. Very lame.)

The suburbs are the scourge? Wha...?

Dave, you need to have a talk with the editors at the Herald. Sheesh.

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