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April 29, 2017

AFTER THEY'VE GIVEN THEM A FAKE PHONE NUMBER

Female dragonflies fake sudden death to avoid male advances 

(Thanks to Jodi F., funny man, and Poker)

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Humans and dragonflies have more in common than I thought.

I always preferred a simple yes or no. I hate having to read between the lines of people's subtle hints.

"Not now, honey. I'm dead."

If i had a dollar for every time I've heard this....

So maybe all those girls I wanted to date didn't die? And all this time I thought I was just having bad luck with women.

I have a hunch that dragonflies are not proud. Or very smart.

So there are no necrophiliacs among dragonflies?

Ew!

As the great Rodney Dagnerfield used to say: "I should get a dog, and I could take it in the bedroom and teach it to beg. My wife could teach it to roll over and play dead".

Only humans have sexual encounters. Nature mate to reproduce. Vast difference, people derive pleasure, nature derive "satisfaction"
When will you learn?

When you die and become a dog?

Maybe she was already impregnated, and that was her way of letting him down easy.

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