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April 20, 2017

ADVISORY TO MAINE MOTORISTS:

"You may experience heavy moose traffic on the Passagassawakeag River Veterans Memorial bridge this morning."

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Stay tuned for the moose weather forecast and a special report on rising emission levels near the Passagassawakeag River.

Before anyone else says it:
"A moose once bit my sister".

Darn that Chris Christie. He never learns.

Alternate route would be around the "Beaver Tail". Sgt Gibbs.

although I guess it is better to pass a gas awake than while asleep...

Soon to be renamed the Nopassamoosa Passagassawakeag River Veterans Memorial bridge.

I don't think fat-shaming the moose is helping matters. He's not heavy, he's big-boned.

Slow down, take the beaver Tail route and enjoy the wonderful vanilla aroma.

I LOVE BEAVERTAILS!!!!! Once the nice weather arrives, a food truck that sells nothing BUT parks in one of our local plazas. Can't wait!

Don't even try to pass a moose.

He ain't heavy,
he's my brother.

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