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April 19, 2017

MEDICAL PRACTITIONER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Factory worker sticks a 1.6ft long eel into his anus believing it could treat his constipation

(Thanks to Michael Moyer, who says "It was a consenting eel, I hope.")

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE TOMATO SOUP

Semi filled with 20K pounds of cheese bursts into flames in West Allis

(Thanks to funny man)

IT WAS LOVE-LOVE

Incredibly loud sex interrupts Florida tennis match

(Thanks to Mike Ricciardi, Le Petomane and funny man)

WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT

I was on the website of the Journal of the American Medical Association looking up an article on emergency room injuries when I got this cute "You May Also Like" referrals.

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-- Peter Metrinko

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

The Annual Cow Dung Cake Battle of Kairuppala

(Thanks to Ralph)

CANADA CONTINUES ITS CONTINUING DESCENT INTO CHAOS

The Soil Conservation Council of Canada is encouraging people to bury their underwear in the garden.

(Thanks to The Perts)

AS WELL AS BEING A FINE OPENING BAND

Frog snot gives hope for flu cure

(Thanks to Marion S, coscolo, James Flynn and Le Petomane)

JAPAN: LAND OF ENCHANTMENT

Fukusaki Anal Orb Instant Curry intrigues, terrifies Japan, as does town’s horrific mascot

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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