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April 15, 2017

THE NEWS FROM CANADA

Massive chicken egg cracked open to reveal another egg inside

This has been The News From Canada.

(Thanks to The Perts, who say "We've got a wooden doll like this.")

WE BET THE EVIDENCE DISAPPEARS

Harry Potter in York court for drug dealing

(Thanks to Ralph)

OTHER THAN THAT, AND THE FACT THAT HE WAS DRAGGING A GIANT WATER TANK, HE WAS ALL GOOD

Police stopped the car and spoke to the driver, a 28-year-old man, checks revealed he had a disqualified licence and his car was unregistered.  Police will further allege an inspection of the trailer found it had no number plate, no indicators, brake lights or tail lights visible. There was also no safety chain securing the trailer to the car with only a strap holding the hitch to tow ball. One of the tyres on the trailer had blown and was on the rim.  The Elizabeth Park man was submitted to a drug test which returned a positive result for methamphetamine.

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez, who says "Is there a problem, officer?")

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR QUEEN

Random badger turns up to BBQ uninvited and then bites a man

(Thanks to The Perts)

FORTUNATELY IT HAD A VALID FLORIDA LICENSE

A woman driving in Texas got a major sssurprise when she recently noticed a snake poking out of the window of a nearby vehicle.

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

OOPS

MIAMI — Authorities say a man packing a blue light and a BB gun pulled over a nondescript car on Interstate 95, ready to play "traffic cop" again. Bad move: the driver he pulled over is a real police detective.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, tarheelpup and Chris Elzi)

 
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