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April 12, 2017

THE VIDEO IS INDEED TERRIFYING, BY WHICH WE MEAN PRETTY FUNNY

Terrifying moment a snake flies through a crack in the door of an internet café and bites a man on the bottom as computer users leap about in fear

(Thanks to Bob Brogan and Roberto, who says "I would not recommend sucking out the venom.')

NO. 1: WHEN THEY WANT TO USE THE BATHROOM, LET THEM

Florida issues tips to residents for ‘living with alligators’

(Thanks to Rick Day)

HE WAS RELEASED AFTER THE PLANTS ALL PRODUCED VALID DRIVERS' LICENSES

A Florida man who asked deputies to make sure there wasn't an invader inside his home was arrested when they discovered marijuana plants instead.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

AND IN SPORTS

Atlanta Braves foam tomahawks that fell from a truck about 11 a.m. Wednesday caused delays on I-75 South near the Windy Hill Road exit in Cobb County, officials said.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

THEY SHOULD PRINT THIS ON THE PACKAGE

Never throw a lit cigarette into a sewer.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

WHERE IT IS PROBABLY NEEDED

Unsuspecting Woman Brings Therapy Dog to Local Furry Convention

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

Related: Rocky Mountain Fur Con scratched in Denver over fears of violence

(Thanks to Bill Guy)

BOLO

Austrian town abuzz after theft of some 1 million bees

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL ON OUR NORTHERN BORDER

Decades of prohibition over; it's legal to play pinball in a Montreal bar again

(Thanks to The Perts)

THERE ARE CAMERAS EVERYWHERE

Hubble just spotted something massive coming out of Uranus

(Thanks to Ralph AND Another Ralph)

THEY WERE TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT

Vero Beach Man Arrested After Punching Windshields

(Thanks to John Mayson)

 
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