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April 11, 2017

WE'RE ALWAYS FORGETTING OURS WHEN WE CHECK OUT

A staff member recently cleaning out a room at the Marriott Residence Inn on Plantation Street found a big surprise in a drawer: a 5-foot juvenile reticulated python.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

SUAVE

Man 'moons' woman after she doesn't want to fight him

Incredibly, this did not happen in Florida.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

GOD HELP THE CELLMATE

Meet the 2m ice-addicted python who had to dry out in a prison rehab program

(Thanks to Roberto, Patty Villanova and Le Petomane)

AN UPGRADE FROM THE DEAD BAT

Woman Finds Live Scorpion in Bag of Spinach

(Thanks to Neville Kane)

WE SAW HUGE FOAMING EVENT OPEN FOR THE CLASH

Some 7,200 gallons of concentrated Mountain Dew syrup created a "huge foaming event" and generated environmental concerns after it went down the drain, literally, at the Pepsi bottling plant on Mason Road in Howell last month.

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

ON HIS WAY TO FLORIDA, WE ASSUME

Connecticut police say a man wearing a T-shirt that said "Hold My Beer And Watch This" has been arrested for driving under the influence after he crashed into a graveyard.

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Al Barkafski and Jeff Meyerson)

YOU KNOW WHO GAVE THE ORDER

Rogue deer tackles innocent man in a parking lot

(Thanks to Neville Kane)

HOW DO YOU SAY 'OH S**T!' IN GERMAN?

One can only imagine the expletives uttered by a Bavarian driver and his teenage daughter after a farmer accidentally filled their convertible with a trailer full of manure.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Ralph)

FAIR ENOUGH

An Italian man has been granted a divorce after claiming that his wife was "possessed by the devil".

(Thanks to DaninDallas, Le Petomane and Roberto, who says "I didn't know I had that option.")

THERE GOES THE PROMOTION

Man allegedly punches manager in face during first day on job

(Thanks to The Perts)

 
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