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April 05, 2017

FORTUNATELY FOR IT, THERE WERE NO ALLIGATORS IN THE POOL AT THE TIME

Catfish falls from sky into Florida family's pool

(Thanks to Rick Day)

WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST SET FIRE TO THE CONSTITUTION

Man caught taking out trash naked charged with indecent exposure

You know the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

NOBODY TELL OREGON

Dead humpback whale washes up on NYC beach

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "its wheels were immediately stolen.")

WHY WOULD SHE LIE?

Nearly naked California woman claims she's a mermaid

(Thanks to Rick Day)

WE'RE AS SHOCKED AS YOU ARE

Barry Manilow is gay.

Autoplay.

(Thanks to basically everybody)

HERO MATTRESS OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Mattress flies off a truck, causes accident and also saves the day

(Thanks to Rick Day)

FLORIDA CRIME REPORT

Alleged sausage shoplifter jumps off Brooks Bridge

(Thanks to John Mayson)

COALS TO NEWCASTLE

A box full of live venomous snakes, tarantulas and Asian forest scorpions has been caught by the Australian Border Force (ABF) in Melbourne after they X-rayed a parcel marked "two pair shoes".

(Thanks to Steve Thompson's friend Michael in Australia)

NO DOUBT ON THE WAY TO FLORIDA

Man, 44, wearing 'Drunk Lives Matter' shirt is arrested and charged with highest level of DUI

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

CAMPBELL RIVER RESIDENT SPEAKS OUT

...and he's not happy.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

NICE TO SEE A MAJORITY AGREEING ON *SOMETHING*

How do you eat your chocolate bunny? Vast majority prefer to start with the ears

(Thanks to Ralph)

'ROMAINE CALM'

Hamilton police looking to find $45K worth of stolen lettuce

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

HAVING SOLVED ALL OF ITS OTHER PROBLEMS, SAN FRANCISCO TACKLES THE BIG ONE

Man cited for eating pizza at SF bus stop

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

 
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