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April 04, 2017

SUMMER VACATION PLANNERS:

Here's your destination.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

GUYS IN ACTION

A UK entrepreneur takes flight by attaching miniature jet engines to his limbs

(Thanks to Ersin Domangue, who asks "s it too early to thing about father's day?")

SINCE HE WAS GOING BACKWARD, THIS IS LEGALLY THE OFFICER'S FAULT

Drunk driver backs into patrol car, hands over Colombian visa

You know the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

FLORIDA EDUCATION REPORT

Tampa Police arrested a 32-year-old high school math teacher on child neglect charges for letting a 14-year-old boy drive while she was drinking.

It goes without saying that their destination was a Waffle House.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

THIS CANNOT BE GOOD

Freakish squirrel pictured lurking in bushes

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "They're evolving!")

We saw Freakish Squirrel open for the Ramones.

YOU WAIT UNTIL ITS BOARDING GROUP HAS BEEN CALLED

How do you get a 1.5-tonne rhino on an aeroplane?

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN FLORIDA

Man in bra throws water balloon at trooper, leads him on chase

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

GET IN LINE, DUDE

New Brunswick wants to be your marijuana supplier.

(Thanks to The Perts)

SEND THIS CHIMPANZEE TO WASHINGTON

A chimpanzee chucked poo in a grandmother’s face

You know who gave the order.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson, Ralph and Layla)

 
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