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April 03, 2017

COMPLETE WITH CAKE

Notts villagers hold ‘birthday’ for pothole they’ve been complaining about for two years

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

IT'S HARD TO GET GOOD SERVICE THESE DAYS

Man tries to rob Pontiac bank, leaves without money when teller walks away

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

THIS JUST IN FROM ABROAD

'Woman committing adultery' gets STUCK having sex with lover after husband used potion to catch her

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

MORE CONDOMS IN THE NEWS

Cuban uses condoms, tropical fruit to make own brand of wine

(Thanks to Bull Hudgins, who says "full-bodied and long in the finish.")

You may recall that Cubans also use condoms to fish.

USEFUL SKILL

Circus entertainer sets world record stopping fan blades with her tongue

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

WE MISUNDERSTOOD THIS HEADLINE

New class in Thunder Bay teaches cat first aid

It turns out they're not teaching first aid to the cat.

(Thanks to The Perts)

HUH

Condoms now listed as ‘Smoking Alternatives’ at all Tesco stores

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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