April 01, 2017
CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT
(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby and The Perts)
'THINK I SWORE IN MY HEAD FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES'
(Thanks to Roberto)
DON'T YOU DARE UNFRIEND IT
(Thanks to Ralph, who says "Flathead County, of course.")
NAME THAT STATE!
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
(Also from Jeff, who says "In that case, sir, we do not want to harsh your buzz, so you are free to go.")
MIAMI ROLLS ITS EYES AND THINKS, "SO?"
SEND IT TO WASHINGTON
(Thanks to many people)