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April 01, 2017

'I'M REALLY SORRY!'

The first missed delivery note simply informed him the package had been delivered through an open window in Cooke's home, while the second featured an apologetic message after the delivery person realized the package had fallen in the toilet.

(Thanks to Ralph)

CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

A hen who laid an egg that's heavier than a baseball is doing well, according to her owners in Echo Bay, Ont.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby and The Perts)

'THINK I SWORE IN MY HEAD FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES'

Teen heading to Australia lands in Sydney, Nova Scotia

(Thanks to Roberto)

DON'T YOU DARE UNFRIEND IT

Bear appears to carry laptop computer at Montana roadside

(Thanks to Ralph, who says "Flathead County, of course.")

NAME THAT STATE!

A woman was arrested after waving a condom at a deputy and asking him to try it on, an affidavit states.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Accused shoplifter says he stole because he was buzzed

(Also from Jeff, who says "In that case, sir, we do not want to harsh your buzz, so you are free to go.")

MIAMI ROLLS ITS EYES AND THINKS, "SO?"

Stunning paradise island where the locals fire arrows at passing helicopters and KILL unwanted tourists

(Thanks to coscolo)

SEND IT TO WASHINGTON

Maine town elects lobster as mayor

(Thanks to many people)

 
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