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March 20, 2017

YIKES

Great white shark circles Hawaii fisherman's kayak for over an hour

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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Not much protection there with just a kayak.

Thought it was an ambulance.

You're going to need a bigger boat.

The inside of that kayak's gonna need a thorough cleansing.

I'm with Padraig. Do suppose that ****ting ones pants is a defense mechanism to make us more unpalatable to sharks ?

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.

"Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better if you scare the crap out of them first!"

He kept looking for the door, prepared to yell "Candygram" and attack. But darnit, Kayaks don't have doors.

^5 ligirl

I've heard a surfer called a canape on a cracker. So are kayackers sorta like Taco Bell?

Good thing the incident was on a Friday during Lent.

Wait, sharks are Catholic, right?

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