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March 07, 2017

WHEW

Very dead sperm whale washes up on Oregon coast, will not be exploded

(Thanks to Ralph)

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If it were only sorta dead, however...

Come on people at the Oregon Highway Department and do what should to be done. The last time your guys simply didn't use enough dynamite. Use a full ton of Gelex 80% this time and those stinky whale parts will be totally destroyed.
Keep onlookers back at least a half-mile. I'll be glad to hold your beer and watch from a mile away.

If they just leave it alone some teenagers will blow it up for free. And tracking dogs can catch them.

I'm hoping that the carcass can be brought to the parking lot of 2501 Country Club Rd, Lake Oswego, OR 97034.

Edgar?

What do we care where a dead whale washes up ? Aren't thy entitled to bathe once in a while like everyone else ?

Won't it eventually explode on its own?

No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.

"Blow Up Whale" is the show ESPN needs to reverse its fortunes.

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