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March 10, 2017

SHOPPER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Police have asked the public’s help in identifying a man who allegedly urinated on dozens of shoes at a Sumner County Walmart.

Incredibly, this did not happen in Florida.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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"Attention shoppers. We have a special unannounced sale on children's shoes today."

Aren't all Walmarts part of Florida?

What a pisser.

50 pairs of children's peewee shoes

So it's the old "piss on shoes, get them for free outta the dumpster" ploy, right, CHief?

50 pairs? Does that include, you know, over-spray?

Dear Blog,

I moved from Florida to get away from these type shenanigans.
Guess where I moved to?


Near Hendersonville, TN.
FML

Apparently he also peed on his glasses while off camera.

My understanding is that some cultures clean dished by urinating on them. Just sayin.

sick shoehorny b@stard

Allegedly? The guy is presumably seen on video taking out his wedding tackle and watering the shoe aisle.

Based on the video the description could have been a little more precise.

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